GUYS' POTENT ENEMY?!?!

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GUYS' POTENT ENEMY ?!

Yesterday, when I was reading newspaper, suddenly I saw one article with picture…

Roman News Time, September 18,2005

I was suddenly amazed by this picture!!! I felt that i have seen this person before.

More picture in other newspaper...



Bao Shang Yang Nan, 19 September, 2005

Oh, I remember already. I think I have seen him in Hollywood. He looks like a Korea or a Hong Kong actor!!!

So, I carried out a research on this person to find out all about this person. And below is the report and the reasons why I highlighted he as "Guys' Potent Enemy".

X-file:

1. Full Name : GAN XUAN HONG @ TAN XUAN HONG
2. English Name : Xavyer
3. D.O.B : 4 April 1986
4. Address : Unidentified
5. Hp. No : Unidentified
6. Hobbies : Unidentified
7. Physically Appearance : HANDSOME
8. Mentally Appearance : HANDSOME
9. Socially Appearance : HANDSOME
10. Merit : HANDSOME
11. Weakness : HANDSOME
12. Colleagues' Comment : HANDSOME
13. Conclusion : HANDSOME
14. Overall : HANDSOME

I found that he is such a simple person. I can only use one word in order to present in my research, which is HANDSOME. I felt quite bore while doing my research on this ordinary person.

But, I would like to have attention from some specific groups:

1. Girls who are unmarried / un-in-relationship : Hurry up! In order to know him.
2. Girls who are married / in-relationship : Give up la! And be loyal to your husband or bf, he doesn't want to break others' relationship.
3. Guys who are unmarried / un-in-relationship : Hurry up! Before he become your love competitor.
4. Guys who are married / in-relationship : Put an eye on your wives / girl friends!Before you become single again.

CONCLUSION : If you follow the above suggestion, you'll be safe from this disease/enemy/disaster/trouble/parasite/bacteria/virus/ fungi/radiation/UV/heavy metal/infection/other carcinogen, which will cause cancer. (sorry, I m studying pathology)