A LETTER FOR KING SHYANG

Suggestion: Before you read this post, please read the post "War of The Blogs... "

Dearest Syang (IN MEMORY)

How do you do? Yes, I know your reply must be “How do you do?” If not, this shows that you are not concentrated in EPP class. And I will report it to Mr. Lis.

You might wonder why I wrote this letter for you. This letter can be the first and also the last letter I will write for you. It is very precious! So, read it carefully and ponder every word, every phrase, and even every short sentence, long sentence that I wrote for you specially…

That day, when I heard King Big Canon said that you have already SURRENDERED, I feel very sad, angry, grieved, hurt, mourn, heartbroken, sorrow, and angry. I am not angry with King Canon that he had vanquished you, although he is just big canon, I am angry with YOU!

Why can’t you stand up and fight with King Big Canon? Why you are so chicken? Why you are scared with King Big Canon’s stupid the … Dragon what Saber? I have seen that Saber and I am not even afraid at all. Why you wet your pants? Why you require him to spare your life? Why you are worse than a child or even a woman? Why? Why? Why?

I am totally disappointed with you! I have trusted you wrongly! I have overestimated your libido ability! I DESPISE you! And I HATE YOU!!!

Ok, if you still remain like this, never mind, continue being vanquished by King Big Canon, follow him like gen pi cong (worm that follow the gas from ass), polish King Big Canon’s shoes, and bark when he give you food to eat. All the residents in FMHS will treat you like a dead person and we won’t put you in our memory too. You are such a COWARD!!!

Yours truly,
King Xavyer

GUYS' POTENT ENEMY?!?!

ATTENTION: If you are too sensitive, or too serious, or too handsome, or not too sot, or you have no time, or you have pure thinking mind, or you suffered Myocardio infarction, or … please don’t read this post, just skip it, ok?
If not, I won’t compensate for any injurious, mentally disturbance, or any other side effects, caused by this post.

GUYS' POTENT ENEMY ?!

Yesterday, when I was reading newspaper, suddenly I saw one article with picture…

Roman News Time, September 18,2005

I was suddenly amazed by this picture!!! I felt that i have seen this person before.

More picture in other newspaper...



Bao Shang Yang Nan, 19 September, 2005

Oh, I remember already. I think I have seen him in Hollywood. He looks like a Korea or a Hong Kong actor!!!

So, I carried out a research on this person to find out all about this person. And below is the report and the reasons why I highlighted he as "Guys' Potent Enemy".

X-file:

1. Full Name : GAN XUAN HONG @ TAN XUAN HONG
2. English Name : Xavyer
3. D.O.B : 4 April 1986
4. Address : Unidentified
5. Hp. No : Unidentified
6. Hobbies : Unidentified
7. Physically Appearance : HANDSOME
8. Mentally Appearance : HANDSOME
9. Socially Appearance : HANDSOME
10. Merit : HANDSOME
11. Weakness : HANDSOME
12. Colleagues' Comment : HANDSOME
13. Conclusion : HANDSOME
14. Overall : HANDSOME

I found that he is such a simple person. I can only use one word in order to present in my research, which is HANDSOME. I felt quite bore while doing my research on this ordinary person.

But, I would like to have attention from some specific groups:

1. Girls who are unmarried / un-in-relationship : Hurry up! In order to know him.
2. Girls who are married / in-relationship : Give up la! And be loyal to your husband or bf, he doesn't want to break others' relationship.
3. Guys who are unmarried / un-in-relationship : Hurry up! Before he become your love competitor.
4. Guys who are married / in-relationship : Put an eye on your wives / girl friends!Before you become single again.

CONCLUSION : If you follow the above suggestion, you'll be safe from this disease/enemy/disaster/trouble/parasite/bacteria/virus/ fungi/radiation/UV/heavy metal/infection/other carcinogen, which will cause cancer. (sorry, I m studying pathology)

First BLOOD...

All of us have our 1st time in our life. This is the 1st time I post my 1st thought in my 1st blog in my 1st year in UNIMAS. You might wonder why I create this blog. I got the inspiration from my colleagues in Faculty of Medicine and Health Sciences of UNIMAS.

When I was in my secondary school and even matriculation, I have no computer literated friend, but I found it right HERE, UNIMAS. Who said medical students cannot excel in other fields? I strongly disagree with him. Some computers experts in UNIMAS are NiCoLa Corp, Mr. Big Canon, Pirated Syang…

After blabbing for long, it seems like I am writing an essay rather than a blog. Come on man, don’t be too serious!!! Relax, have some fun!!! Do you know what it meant by “SOT SOT DE” and why I put it as my blog name after a long thought? Ok, “SOT SOT DE” means crazy or there are some problems in your brain or some “wayars” in your nervous system are blocked. Actually this is my pet phrase. I usually use it to treat somebody when he/she has done/said something irrational esp. Mr. Big Canon

I use it as my blog name because I think that the action that I’ve created a blog is irrational and unexpected, so I claimed it as “SOT SOT DE” lo!!!