Monday, December 26, 2005

Three stories from Nicholas, Jean Chew (his girl friend), and me…

First story

In this world, there are three types of people. The first type is the people who know how to count. The second type is the people who don’t know how to count.

- End -

By Nicholas


Second story

Today is Christmas. What will happen one month after Christmas?

- End -

By Jean Chew


Third story

One day, there was a number meeting.

When 6 met 9, he asked, “Why you walk with upside down?”

When 0 met 8, he asked, “Why you wear the belt, although you are fat?”

When 7 met 2, she said, “I won’t give you my hand, although you kneel down.”

When 1 met 3, he said, “Aiyo! You suffer gynaecomastia!”(excessive development of male mammary glands)

- End -

By me

A special Christmas day…

25/12/2005 Sunday Raining

Today, when I woke up, it was already 11.00am. I planned to go to church this morning to celebrate Christmas but failed. The church started at 8.30am. Hai...(sigh),no Christmas present for this year.

My initial plan is after church, I have to go to the St. Joseph Cathedral to push back Mark’s punctured motorbike which I borrowed it during silence night. But then, Mr. Beh told me Nicholas will be arrived at Kuching airport at 1.25pm. Then, we decided to rent Guard’s Kancil and drop me at St. Joseph Cathedral to push back the motorbike.

After that, I pushed the motorbike alone from St. Joseph Cathedral to Hung Hung Inn, while Mr. Beh went to fetch Nicholas and his girl friend. Along the way, the passerby looked at me as an alien and I felt very very very ashamed. At that time, I could only pray the earth would open up and swallow me. Near the St. Joseph Cathedral, there is a very steep slope; I had to push the motorbike up hardly. I had to wait until the traffic light turned to red to cross the busy road. I pray there is an alternative way for me because I was very tired and my arms were very painful. However, God abandoned me. Today is Christmas day, the shops are closed today. While everyone was celebrating Christmas joyfully, I was pushing the stupid, heavy motorbike. So pity! At that time, if you ask me what present I want for my Christmas, I would definitely say “a tayar.” I cried out, “Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani!” But the last word changed in my mouth, from my dreadful hypnotic grief and pain, to a scream of simply infernal terror. After I reached the Sarawak General Hospital, I could only use one word to describe myself – exhausted. Perspiration and rain drops slipped in between fibers and cottons on my newly bought Giordano T-shirt. The humidity of the surrounding air restricted the rate of evaporation of my perspiration, making me as wet as ocean. There was a saying “God will make a way, when there seems to be no way…” When I saw the motorcycle shop just beside Hung Hung Inn, I felt like seeing a heaven on the earth. However, the shop is closed. I decided to lock the motorbike there and repair it tomorrow after the shop opened. I was tired and thirsty, so I went to Hung Hung Inn to have some drinks.

After that, Mr. Beh, Nicholas and his girl friend came and we went to eat together. We found that “Siang Siang Fang” (food centre) is closed. Nicholas suggested us to eat KFC, because he remembered he saw in television, KFC is opened for 365 days.

In the evening, I was busy cleaning the house compound because there was a Christmas celebration at night. I arranged the shoes and the tables and chairs with Mr. Beh, and Nicholas. I even bought the colorful lights to hang on the tree in our dining room. After 7.00pm, my course mates came to my house and the house became crowded and merry. There were 14 peoples busy preparing for tonight BBQ. Sharon, Chee Siong, Syang, Chia, Yee Shang, Shin Yi, Chiu, Romi, Hung Xin, Gin, M.C, Mr. Beh, Nicholas, and me. Our house was warm although it was raining. Some were busy frying Mee Hoon and French Fries, while others were trying to light the fire for BBQ. Then, we ate and talked in a harmony environment, surrounded by many nice Christmas songs. Special thanks to a very special guest for his nonsense and contribution. What is his contribution? When we are decided to play some games, he is the one who made the environment became serious. We wasted one hour and forgot to drink our red wine too. Thanks ya! Drinking is prohibited before driving, Syang :P.

After we cleaned the house together, they went back to hostel and houses respectively. I would like to use this opportunity to thank all the guests for coming and cheering me up in my Christmas day. 2005 Christmas is the special one and I won’t forget it in the future!!!


*N/B: Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani = Father, Father, why have You forsaken me?

Sunday, December 25, 2005

A week with Beh...

Imagine that if you have the opportunity to spend a week with Mr. Beh, what will you expect? Free to give comments... Thanks!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Egg? Chicken?

This afternoon, when I was coming back from THE STATION SHOP , just in front of my faculty, after having my lunch, I encountered in this funny event.

After I opened the door...

VERN JUN : Gan, come quickly, we have a question for you.

I thought it must be a very very very important thing. (this time is only three "very", so it is less severe compared to the below one)

VERN JUN : If the chicken in this world died and all the chicken eggs are damaged, and you have the ability to create one thing, you will create chicken or egg?

GAN : How many chicken/eggs can I create? If only one, I will choose egg, because if only one chicken, it can do nothing.

VERN JUN : If you can either create 1 cock and 1 hen, or only the egg, which one will you choose?

NICHOLAS : The egg can hatch by itself.

VERN JUN : Ok ok, which one will you choose?

GAN : Do you mean that the world has egg first or chicken first?

VERN JUN : Yes.

GAN : Emm... I will say the chicken first, this is because THE GOD create animals first, not eggs.

VERN JUN : Is it okay, if we say the eggs come from evolution of other animals.

NICHOLAS : Egg is the primitive state of any animal.

GAN : No, egg is the product of sexual reproduction, won't be the primitive one.

VERN JUN : I think the world starts with a unicell, then it multiplied, multiplied, multiplied and became a chicken, not egg.

NICHOLAS : I think the chicken egg maybe comes from the evolution of any other animals' egg.

GAN : Do you mean that the chicken egg came from the mutated snake's egg?

NICHOLAS : Maybe la.

Above is the conversation from three sotsotde friends. So, readers, what is your opinion?













V.S